CONSUME

VISA

The deadline to place a Consume ad is every Friday for the following Friday's issue. You may send a business card; or submit ad copy and we will produce your ad at no additional charge. Consume ads cost $15 per week for a single issue; or, $10 per week for four consecutive issues. Consume ads sizes are 2" by 3.125" (H x W). For more information, call us at (614) 221-8507.

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Training/Fitness

Bars Leather

10 INCHES

There are some things in life that should measure 10 inchesYour biceps are not one of them. Eric

Certified

Personal

Trainer

A.C.E. I.F.I.

637-7533

THE EAGLE IN

E ILE

893 N. FOURTH STREET

COLUMBUS

OHIO 43201

614-294-0069

OPEN TO SERVE WEDNESDAY

thru SATURDAY 9:00 P.M. to 2:30 A.M.

Strippers/Escorts

Florists

Muscles! Strippers & Escorts

for all occassions

(614) 672-6073

pager

VILLAGE PETALS, INC. Contemporary & Exotic Designs RON WALDRON

1-800-444-8868 (614) 444-0327

573 S. Grant Ave. Columbus, OH 43206

"Your Exclusive German Village Florist"

Retail Personalized Gifts

CREATIVE

+ A TEE

The uniquely personal store

Cards Gifts Personalized Garments

Pat McCarthy (614) 297-8844

874 North High Street Columbus, OH 43215

"We make it personal"

Retail Leather

Id

R.

235 Lazelle Columbus, OH 43215

Located above the Eagle Bar

Full Leather Shop

Vests. Chaps • Hats Jackets

Plus

Leather Toys Fetish Ware Kinky Stuff Stickers

Lubes Magazines Jewelry Tee Shirts

(614) 228-9660

BAR TRASH! CLASSLESS ADS

TO LISTEN FREE to the actual voices of Connect & Glances ads; just call our free sample line at 614-224-6366. TO SEND VOICEMAIL to Connect & Glances ads, call 1-614-976-1234 only ten dollars per call for 60 online minutes. TO SEND LETTERS to Connect & Glances ads, address your envelope to the advertiser's ID number shown in care of: Bar Trash! Personals P.O. Box 151202, Columbus, Ohio 43215-8202.

TO PLACE AN AD in any category, fill out the form on the next page and fax or mail it to us. Classless ads are free! TO PICK UP YOUR VOICEMAIL FREE (Classless advertisers only) just call 614-224-6366, key in the confidential phone number you sent us and follow the instructions given. You may use the system free while your ad appears in Bar Trash! Weekly.

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Each week the best Connect ad will be selected to win a gift certificate from a local merchant. This week's gift is 5 online hours provided by 224-MENN.

SEEKING MEN letters only 9126

GWM 42 150#, 5'8" sandy hair, HIV+ male looking for someone also HIV+ to share our love and happiness. Me: like to travel; antique shop; thrifty, flea market; enjoy watching movies at home together; quiet and romantic evening and days: open-minded

letters & voice mail 9129

TOP WANTED by submissive GWM, 20's, 5'11", 210#, slap me & call me Suzie! HIV negative, You should be thin & smooth, any race under 30 years old & love oral sex! No wimps!

7918 Handsome, hairy, hot masculine top; 44, 160 lbs., 5'10", seeks fun and friendship with young guys.

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Tail, dark & hot PWM 32 years old, 6'1", 185#, dark brown hair, blue eyes, attractive, inexperienced bottom seeks attractive, fit, masculine top 24-36 to share hot and safe times this summer. Go for it!

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GWM 21, tall and proportionate. Frankly, I have no interest in the cheese-fest bar scene and overly tired of hearing how "big" men are. Just want a stable, nice looking fellow (20-25 y/o) to spend time with on weekends (tough schedule) and perhaps more. Eclectic interests. Not very typical okay, sucker for a nose. 9124 Desperately seeking Susan's Brother: I am hot, horny and looking for some big ____! 9119

GWM 34, 5'10", 180 lbs., muscular, dark hair, shy, many interests, well endowed, seeks rather handsome GWM 23-38 for safe, hot times and friendship. EspeIcially like men wearing big glasses! I've given up on bars won't someone please respond? I haven't been touched by a man in more than two years.

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Clean & toned, bright, honest, energy-packed, masculine guy, 155#, 30, 5'10". In search of similar, energetic, handsome, versatile, well-balanced mind & body, 25-30 for summer friendship.

GLANCES

Each week the best Glances ad will be selected to win a gift. This week's gift is a fitness assessment and body fat test from Fitness Resources 265 S. Third Street, downtown, 224FITT.

june 21-june 27, 1996

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Let's get together. We talked at Garrett's Sunday afternoon, Clubhouse Cafe Sunday evening, and finally the Eagle Sunday night. We are destined to be together. Red baseball cap OSU wrestler

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I was really drunk Friday night and met A LOT of people. I wanted to specially thank the two guys that we waiting for me at my house; helped me in; undressed me; "did" me for two hours and then locked up when they left. WHO ARE YOU? You were both young, built and friendly; but I don't know your names or how to get in touch with you. I want to do it again... next time sober. -An inexperienced drinker

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Thursday night 6/6/96 at the Eagle, you were muscular, said you were an airplane mechanic. I was hoping to run into you again. I didn't get your name, but I told you mine. Be at the Eagle this Saturday, the cocktails are on me. -Brent

Each week the best ForgetMe-Not ad wins a gift. This week's gift is a floral bouquet provided by Village Petals, 573 S. Grant Avenue, German Village, 444-0327.

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Roses are red, kisses are pink I always will love you, It's not who you think. DFL

DADDY (LH)

TO J.P.

You've been a great friend to Steve over the years and you've done more for him than any of us could wish for from a guy. It's time for you to follow your dreams now. We love you and we're here if you need us. You know that there are at least 100 guys who would love to be with you! -All Your Friends

J.P.

I know it's been a very long time, but what's wrong with trying again? The problems we had six years ago seem childish and stupid now. I've loved you all this time, but kept it to myself. Now you're finally single just think about it, please. No pressure!!

"TO ONE ALLEN..."

To one Allen to another don't foreclose see you in Europe.

SLAMI

Each week the best new Slam! ad wins a Bar Trash! T-shirt provided by CreativeA-Tee, 874 N. High Street, Short North, 297-8844.

HAPPY HOUR GIRLS What are you looking at? We thought you both were above this "mindless chatter" stuff? -Happy Hour Women

"TASTY CAKE"

You make me sick, 'cause everyone's had a lick! ACTION

PORNO

I wish that you weren't leaving but I know that you need Hey Action, how about the mule rides? Love ya! your time to be with your family! Have fun and I'm sure that we all will miss you. -Love, Mommy (CJ) P.S. We'll all give you one reason to stay here. Just hop on the retard bus! HONK. HONK.

BABY

Just wanted to make you smile. The surprise was from me not the other guy. YOU

Your friendship has been without question; your compassion without limits; your understanding always genuine. They say that certain groups of souls are bound together to seek and then find each other throughout eternity. I hope your soul is one I am destined to embrace again and again; for I have never felt love so deeply with any other man. Thank you.

ARIEL

You were fierce, Sunday Night! Congratulations on winning Ms. Gay Pride 1997. You really make us all proud! *JORDAN*

Thank you so much for being so sweet. The night I met you, you touched my heart by being down-to-earth and holding a lovely conversation. I wish you the best in life and more. Your friend from the red dog in Columbus, Ohio. Remember me, my name is Paul.

You tell everyone you want to "get out of the business" and keep a low profile. Here's a suggestion: stop dressing like an adult movie actor and maybe we'll take you seriously. P.S. Where's your next show?

If

DOLLY

you think you're running a B&B, you're living in a fantasy. Honey, maybe "control" should be your address. The "right" book wouldn't satisfy you unless it were a cheap penny novel about yourself! -Hobie PARTYGOER

The person who stole my boyfriend's car at my birthday party you know and we know who you are you've been black-balled from the social party scene. TRUST ME! Tee

BITE ME!

BRAD

GROVE CITY You loser! Who really gives a sh*t what prizes are given away? Like you would ever qualify to win a t-shirt!!! Someone ELSE from Grove City

JACK Sorry to hear about your breakup with 'Joe Bobbitt'. At least he didn't cut the real thing. -From, your boyfriend

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Midget wrestling, midget tossing, midget bowling and now midget stripping! Hey Red Dog, what's the story? Was there a remake of the Wizard of Oz that I missed?

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